Unaware of what is happening to him, Dilbert tries to make himself a new shirt to cover his expanding belly. Here he tries it on for Dogbert.

Dogbert had planned to wait until the third trimester to tell Dilbert what was happening to him, but is pressured into telling him now from Dilbert's mother.

After hearing of his condition, Dilbert goes to have a medical exam. His HMO, just so happens to be run out of an italian restaurant.

Here the bus boy puts his ear to Dilbert's stomach to draw a sonogram of the baby.

Dilbert and Dogbert discuss how they're going to keep his baby a secret, and how their going to afford having it.

Dilbert tells the Pointy Haired Boss about his pregnancy. He learns that the company has no maternity leave and that he will be fired as soon as he misses a day.

With no means of being able to support the baby, Dogbert sells Dilbert's story to the press.

Dilbert and Dogbert return home and find out that the fathers, which consists of engineers, aliens, cows, nanites, and a old millionaire, plan to sue for custody.

Dilbert lies down in the back seat as he, Dogbert, and Ratbert flee the courtroom.

This is Dilbert just seconds to giving birth in the back of his car.